The ICO reads my blog!

[Link updated as the ICO has moved its blog] On the 25th of April, I wrote GDPR: you're all getting it wrong. On the 9th of May, Steve Wood (the Deputy Commissioner) wrote this: https://ico.org.uk/about-the-ico/news-and-events/news-and-blogs/2018/05/blog-raising-the-bar-consent-under-gdpr/ See? I may be a voice in the wilderness, but I'm not (always) wrong.

Y2K wasn’t a rip-off; neither is GDPR

If 60’s and 70’s programmers had anticipated that their code would still be in use thirty-odd years later, we wouldn’t have needed a massive effort to fix the installed codebase before the century rolled over. But they didn’t, and we did. A lot of money was spent. The world didn’t end on the 1st of … Continue reading Y2K wasn’t a rip-off; neither is GDPR

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality

Plutarch said it, so it must be true. “What is this?”, I hear you cry. “Have I stumbled upon some new age contemplative dribble when I was looking for sound advice on cyber-security?”. Well, no. Firstly, Plutarch is hardly new-age and secondly that’s all the philosophy you’re getting. This post is actually about Morrisons. There: … Continue reading What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality

Big fines aren’t the big deal

Uber decided to double-down in its race to the moral bottom. Not content with spying on customers, misleading regulators, employing sex-pests and generally having a toxic corporate culture, the taxi-subsidy service tried to conceal a hack that breached the personal details of more than 57m people, including drivers as well as riders. Much is being … Continue reading Big fines aren’t the big deal

You’re in trouble no-o-o-w…

The Equifax mega-breach has now led to two UK regulators investigating the same cock-up. The ICO obviously jumped in straight away, as you'd expect, but now the FCA has turned up to the party, bottle of cheap Bulgarian red from the corner shop in sweaty hand, hoping there's still some cake left. This will be fun. … Continue reading You’re in trouble no-o-o-w…